Metallurgy Humour

You may think that there are only two jokes about metallurgy - Metallurgy is sneezing whenever you get too close to iron or steel bars, and a Metallurgist is a man (Grrrr) who can tell the difference between a Platinum Blonde and an Iron Ore. - Well there is some other funny stuff on the Net about our obscure profession.

Heat Treatment, Selection, and Application of Tool Steels by Bill Bryson
A slight misunderstanding here I think.
Corrosion and Materials
Jokes and Poetry
Adrian's Humour Archive
Click on 'Rocks' for some new areas of the phase diagram you may not have come across....
Bad Puns
Blast furnace joke

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